School: Roblot Combined
Limericks
There was a cat called Ned
Who had a friend called Ted
They went on the mat
And then caught a rat
These two ridiculous cats Ned, Ted
There was a silly funny old clown
Who said that he was going to town
On the very first day
He said, ‘Hip Hip Hooray
That magical silly old clown
A man they called Mr. Long
Sang a very strange song
He went to town
And sang in his gown
That merry old man, Mr. Long
By: Loyota Ernest
A pretty young girl named Tonnia
Wanted her name to be Sonnia
She sleeps all day
And peeps out all day
That pretty young girl named Tonnia
By: Tonnia Clauzelma
Bradley a boy from La – Maze
Always thought he had sars
He went to a house
And got scared by a mouse
This silly little boy from La –Maze
By: Durand Brouet
A phone once wanted a loan
To buy a giant candy cone
He calls the bank
And said crank, crank
But nobody answered the phone.
By: Udel William
There was a girl called Tonnia
Who thought she had pneumonia
She went to a doctor
And talked to a proctor
That silly young girl called Tonnia
By: Udel William
Mars a man from La – Maze
Loved to stare at the stars
He sat on a chair
Just to gaze up and stare
I just love this man from La – maze.
By: Daron Monrose
There was an old man named Crickets
Who loved to steal bingo tickets
One day he was caught
And almost got shot
This silly old man named Cricket.
By: Eden Francis
A crazy lady called Tizza
Said she likes to eat Pizza
She went down town
And walked all around
And came back eating pizza
By: Lean Mathurin
There was a fat boy name Lerry
Who wanted his name to be Terry
He went to La-Fargue
And started to brag
And married a girl named Sherry
By: Janelle Joseph
Once I saw three little cats
And they had three little hats
Then four little goats
With four little coats
Then I saw five little rats
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Five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell down and thought he was dead
They went to a doctor
And went to a proctor
And then they went home and quarreled instead
By: Terry Cooper
I once had a huge sack of flour
And baked three cakes in an hour
Then my dog mow chow
Said give me one now
Or I’ll take all three in an hour
By: Christa Woodly
There was a black boy named Dwight
He wanted his skin to be white
He went to a town and couldn’t be found
That’s when my dog gave him a bite.
By: Cannice Woodly
There was a young boy from New York
Who lived in a house of chalk
He caught a gray mouse
And made some mouse souse
And then had his lunch on a rock.
By: Dellan Emmanuel
There was a young man from Zion
Who rode on a big black lion
He went to his house
Caught two ducks and a mouse
And then rode back home on the lion
By: Dellan Emmanuel
There was a lady name Denise
Who wanted to eat some red cherries
She went to her home
And ate them all alone
Then came out looking red as those cherries
By: Leslie Joseph and Dellan Emmanuel
I went to the West Indies
And met a girl name Denise
She gave me a clock
And went on a rock
And she came back
With a guniess
By: Leslie Joseph
I had a funny white bunny
Who loved to play when it’s sunny
He bathed in the rain
And felt some pain
I just smiled and laughed at my bunny
By: Debra Ernest
A beautiful girl name Janelle
Wanted her name to be Kannel
She changed her name
And did not feel ashamed
That naughty young girl named Janelle
By: Janelle Joseph
I know a boy name Jah Mice
Who thought that his skin was nice
He dug a hole
To achieve his goal
This silly old boy name jah mice
By: Kimran
Kema Ernest sometimes comes home
She comes with friends or sometimes alone
Sometimes she’ll talk
Or take a walk
Or sometimes she’ll come just to use the phone
By: Kema Ernest
I know a girl Denise
Who like to drink guiness
She went to the mall
And nearly took all,
And come back with a sack of guiness
By: Sherman Nicholas
I knew a man named Peggy
Along with his son name Eggy
They went to a mall
And bought a sweet and a doll
That ridiculous man named Peggy
By: Lean Mathurin
There was a boat named Tango
Which carried a lot of Cargo
It came to Soufriere
And went back with no fear
This big bold boat called Tango
By: Christa Woodly
I once went to New York on a train
And found myself in a drain
It smelt so bad
I felt so sad
And came back soaked and in pain
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My favorite teacher is Miss Leah Faucher
She wears high hills and love to crochet
She has a great smile
And loves every child
That wonderful teacher Miss Leah Faucher
By: Abigail Brouet
