A Few Limericks From The Archives

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Limericks

There was a cat called Ned

Who had a friend called Ted

They went on the mat

And then caught a rat

These two ridiculous cats Ned, Ted

There was a silly funny old clown

Who said that he was going to town

On the very first day

He said, ‘Hip Hip Hooray

That magical silly old clown

                                                By:  Karina Louis

A man they called   Mr. Long

Sang a very strange song

He went to town

And sang in his gown

That merry old man, Mr. Long

                                                By: Loyota Ernest

                                               

A pretty young girl named Tonnia

Wanted her name to be Sonnia

She sleeps all day

And peeps out all day

That pretty young girl named Tonnia

                                                By: Tonnia Clauzelma

Bradley a boy from La – Maze

Always thought he had sars

He went to a house

And got scared by a mouse

This silly little boy from La –Maze

                                                              By: Durand Brouet

A phone once wanted a loan

To buy a giant candy cone

He calls the bank

And said crank, crank

But nobody answered the phone.

                                                            By:  Udel William

 

There was a girl called Tonnia 

Who thought she had pneumonia

She went to a doctor

And talked to a proctor

That silly young girl called Tonnia

                                                            By: Udel William

Mars a man from La – Maze

Loved to stare at the stars

He sat on a chair

Just to gaze up and stare

I just love this man from La – maze.

                                                               By:  Daron Monrose

There was an old man named Crickets

Who loved to steal bingo tickets

One day he was caught

And almost got shot

This silly old man named Cricket.

                                                                By:  Eden Francis

A crazy lady called Tizza

Said she likes to eat Pizza

She went down town

And walked all around

And came back eating pizza

                                                By: Lean Mathurin

There was a fat boy name Lerry

Who wanted his name to be Terry

He went to La-Fargue

And started to brag

And married a girl named Sherry

                                      By: Janelle Joseph

Once I saw three little cats

And they had three little hats

Then four little goats

With four little coats

Then I saw five little rats

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Five little monkeys jumping on a bed

One fell down and thought he was dead

They went to a doctor

And went to a proctor

And then they went home and quarreled instead

                                                By: Terry Cooper                          

I once had a huge sack of flour

And baked three cakes in an hour

Then my dog mow chow

Said give me one now

Or I’ll take all three in an hour

                                                By: Christa Woodly

There was a black boy named Dwight

He wanted his skin to be white

He went to a town and couldn’t be found

That’s when my dog gave him a bite.

                                                By: Cannice Woodly

There was a young boy from New York

Who lived in a house of chalk

He caught a gray mouse

And made some mouse souse

And then had his lunch on a rock.

                                      By: Dellan Emmanuel

There was a young man from Zion

Who rode on a big black lion

He went to his house

Caught two ducks and a mouse

And then rode back home on the lion

                                                By: Dellan Emmanuel

There was a lady name Denise

Who wanted to eat some red cherries

She went to her home

And ate them all alone

Then came out looking red as those cherries

                                                By: Leslie Joseph and Dellan Emmanuel

I went to the West Indies

And met a girl name Denise

She gave me a clock

And went on a rock

And she came back

With a guniess

                                                By: Leslie Joseph

I had a funny white bunny

Who loved to play when it’s sunny

He bathed in the rain

And felt some pain

I just smiled and laughed at my bunny

                                                By: Debra Ernest

A beautiful girl name Janelle

Wanted her name to be Kannel

She changed her name

And did not feel ashamed

That naughty young girl named Janelle

                                                By: Janelle Joseph

I know a boy name Jah Mice

Who thought that his skin was nice

He dug a hole

To achieve his goal

This silly old boy name jah mice

                                                By: Kimran

Kema Ernest sometimes comes home

She comes with friends or sometimes alone

Sometimes she’ll talk

Or take a walk

Or sometimes she’ll come just to use the phone

                                                By:  Kema Ernest

I know a girl Denise

Who like to drink guiness

She went to the mall

And nearly took all,

And come back with a sack of guiness

                                                By: Sherman Nicholas

I knew a man named Peggy

Along with his son name Eggy

They went to a mall

And bought a sweet and a doll

That ridiculous man named Peggy

                                                By: Lean Mathurin

There was a boat named Tango

Which carried a lot of Cargo

It came to Soufriere

And went back with no fear

This big bold boat called Tango

                                      By: Christa Woodly

I once went to New York on a train

And found myself in a drain

It smelt so bad

I felt so sad

And came back soaked and in pain

                                                Unknown

My favorite teacher is Miss Leah Faucher

She wears high hills and love to crochet

She has a great smile

And loves every child

That wonderful teacher Miss Leah Faucher

                                                By: Abigail Brouet